强悍的国人式英语
来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if I not speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。 NO WHAT ...la 2.. :titter :titter :titter 啥意思:mad :mad :mad 靠，忘记楼上那个农民不懂英文了 农贸市场卖熟食的:一块大牌子上面一行英文:familiar food
人之初性本善的翻译:
人之初,性本善:At the beginning of the life, sex is good
性相近,习相远:Basically,sex is the same,but it depends on how you practice ``````````````````` 哈哈中国式的英语 学了等于没学的 haha:lol 你还没看现在超市里面干货区的英文翻译 巨汗！
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