强悍的国人式英语

lx800903 · 发表于 2007-6-26 15:51

来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello.”

美国人:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

美国人:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if I not speak english,i am speaking what?”

美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”

美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”

美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”

美国人吐血。。。

人口手 · 发表于 2007-6-26 19:29

NO WHAT ...la 2..

xyz1937 · 发表于 2007-6-26 23:24

无恶不作 · 发表于 2007-6-27 07:15

啥意思

卒子 · 发表于 2007-6-27 09:39

靠，忘记楼上那个农民不懂英文了

rwxld · 发表于 2007-6-28 13:59

农贸市场卖熟食的:一块大牌子上面一行英文:familiar food
人之初性本善的翻译:
人之初,性本善:At the beginning of the life, sex is good
性相近,习相远:Basically,sex is the same,but it depends on how you practice

piliyouhuen · 发表于 2007-6-29 20:03

``````````````````` 哈哈中国式的英语学了等于没学的

wenwang · 发表于 2007-7-2 01:38

haha

陈子瞻 · 发表于 2007-9-2 12:40

你还没看现在超市里面干货区的英文翻译巨汗！

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