爱丽斯小店 发表于 2011-1-16 15:28

『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑....摘自台灣日報

『老爸的英文情書』


真的很好笑....摘自台灣日報
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了

的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!



Dear wang littlesister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

I think l shouldintroduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

凯哥哥90 发表于 2011-1-16 16:11

爱丽丝奶奶……

panita 发表于 2011-1-16 16:59

:)g :)g :)g

palmboss 发表于 2011-1-16 19:16

:lol :lol :lol

zhengruijian 发表于 2011-1-17 08:32

可惜我追的校花沒追到,再堅持一下就好了!

北冥有鱼 发表于 2011-1-17 11:29

原帖由 zhengruijian 于 2011-1-17 08:32 发表 http://www.treo8.com/bbs/static/image/common/back.gif
可惜我追的校花沒追到,再堅持一下就好了!

追校花,
海誓山盟的多了,
舞文弄墨的多了,
想要拉轰的蓝人多了去了。
管你掏心挖肺,
全他娘的审美疲劳。

关键是要夺人眼球!
这位爸爸,
看多有能耐,
多少年后的校花,
照样花枝乱颤。

zhengruijian 发表于 2011-1-17 12:27

 有的校花有内涵,有的校花是花瓶.

ursace 发表于 2011-1-17 13:28

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
:dabing_03
页: [1]
查看完整版本: 『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑....摘自台灣日報