『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑....摘自台灣日報

爱丽斯小店

『老爸的英文情書』


真的很好笑....摘自台灣日報
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，
老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了
真
的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！



Dear wang littlesister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

I think l shouldintroduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

凯哥哥90

爱丽丝奶奶……

panita

palmboss

zhengruijian

可惜我追的校花沒追到，再堅持一下就好了！

北冥有鱼

原帖由 zhengruijian 于 2011-1-17 08:32 发表
可惜我追的校花沒追到，再堅持一下就好了！

追校花，
海誓山盟的多了，
舞文弄墨的多了，
想要拉轰的蓝人多了去了。
管你掏心挖肺，
全他娘的审美疲劳。

关键是要夺人眼球！
这位爸爸，
看多有能耐，
多少年后的校花，
照样花枝乱颤。

zhengruijian

　有的校花有内涵，有的校花是花瓶．

ursace

I call Li big great. Toyear 25