Small War Joke

Lanny

Durring the Veitnam War, a soldier's leg was wounded. he went to a veitnam hospital and had it amputated.
He said to the doctor, "If it isnt to much to ask, will you take my leg and drop it in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?"

"Sure," said the doctor and went to the middle of the atlantic in the Chopper and dropped the soldier's leg.
A couple of weeks later the soldier was back in getting his other leg amputated.

"Hey, Doc. I know this is too much to ask but will you drop my other
leg into the middle of the Atlantic ocean? Sure! No problem!" said the doctor.
So he went and did as the soldier asked.3 days later that soldier came in with a bloody arm.
"Hey doc, can you put my arm into the middle of the atlantic also?"
the doctor replied with, "No, we think you are trying to escape!"